I'm not broke but you can see the cracks

Much of the area I currently live in is built on an ant hill. Really, it's more of a sprawling ant urban city populated billions of little ants. And right now there's a sign by my residence that says, in bold ant script for all the urban ants to see, "High-fat Kitten Food Buffet FREE." Ants flock to this buffet, and eat like kings. Or kittens.

Srsly. Am sick of ants, I think they eat more kitten food than the kittens.